What The Fuss Is All About
Feeling Ways About Things
Hey. Hey. Hey Shane. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Shane. Hey. Hi.:
11% is a new personal best for me. And for anyone.
Episode 176: BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYONE!
In which we discuss:
- Valentine’s Day
- Are pharmaceutical companies murdering celebrities? (Hint: NO!)
- HR’s HR
- Smug life
- Waffles the corgi and Waffles the cat
- How It’s Made – snow shoes, bottles, contact lenses, and blowjobs
- Spinks
Join us, won’t you? Thank you!
O Hai:
7%! Nobody’s ever got 7% before!
Just Sayin’
So, I’m totally going to be on Emergency Pants later. I’mma be on a podcast. It will be cool or whatever. You should listen. Yes, you.
Wait, what?
sblaufuss replied to your photo: I have to wait about a week before I get my new…
You’re channeling Simone from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.I didn’t even think of her until you said that. :-)
Also, HELL YES.
Oh, shit. It’s Sloane, not Simone. I feel bad about myself, now.
WHAT THE FUCK’S HAPPENIN’?! Aw, SHIT, man!
This is the Valley, Vincent! Marcellus ain’t got no friendly places in the Valley!
Right?! As soon as they cut to this POV I said, “Oh no…”
I just finished an appearance on the fantastic ‘Emergency Pants’ podcast…
And the butt hurt was minimal.
Thanks, fellow nerds Shane and Bee.
Some of the most fun neglecting my kids that I have ever had.
We had a lot of fun, and a little character-building never hurt those kids.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
“HOW DOES A GUY WEARING WHIPPED CREAM AS PANTS GET PAST SECURITY?”
IT’S A LONG STORY, BUT WE CAN GO OVER IT AT DINNER. I PROMISED YOU THE BEST RIBEYE STEAK IN TOWN AND I ALWAYS DELIVER.
OH, AND IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, I HAVE A COPY OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT HERE. IT CLEARLY STATES “100 INCHES.”
AT FIRST I FIGURED IT WAS A TYPO, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT WAS CODE FOR “I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.”
HEY, IS THAT PEPPER SPRAAAARGGHHH!
Whipped cream pants!
I like your face, too. I have a scalpel scar on my right cheek from when I was delivered!OMG SCALPEL TWINSIES! Do you know what this means? It means we’re figuratively connected at the face forever! We can start using each other’s clothes and cosmetic products! We can start our own language!
guys..
i don’t mean to blow your minds but..
I HAVE A SCALPEL SCAR ON MY RIGHT CHEEK, ALSO AND THAT MAKES US SCALPEL SCAR TRIPLETS.
minds. blown.
you’re welcome.
My computer is covered in pieces of my formerly intact mind!!!
I found out a couple of years ago that this was not as rare as I originally thought (as a kid, I thought I was the only one). I know of a small handful of people around my age that were cut in the face during a c-section.
When people ask about the scar, I tell them I got into a knife fight with at the hospital.
Got it in one.
Mom: Are you looking forward to being here?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Are you really?
Me: Yes.
Mom: You don’t sound like you are.
Me: I am.
Mom: What are you looking forward to the most? Besides seeing Shane, of course.
NAILED IT.
NERDS.
- Me: Jake just made a sound like a phone ringing, then made a phone handset out of part of his body with his shape shifting ability, and answered it.
- Shane: Last night, he made a clam body on his legs, then opened the shell up and it had a female statue inside of it with his face and she was dancing a hula.
Dear Shane,
Love,
Rachelp.s. If I know you from the internet, your name will include “Internet” in my Address Book.
I stand by my statements.
I’m sorry you’re from the south.
So… Emergency Pants.
I’m planning on listening to you tomorrow during the surgery to take my mind off of things for a while, so I’m really hoping you’re doing a show tonight.
You know, no pressure or anything…
(p.s. - I love you!)
We’ll do a special surgery show for you tonight. It’ll be mostly Bridget because I’ll be passed out on the floor.
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I am a 33-year-old professional computer geek, who is handsome and smells fantastic. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
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