What The Fuss Is All About

shannonkayegigglymama: I made these just for fun. Those were...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 22:37:10 -0600

shannonkayegigglymama:

I made these just for fun.

Those were always my favorite storm trooper helmets.

loverofbeauty: the-world-today: Claudia Cardinale (The Leopard,...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:44:29 -0600

loverofbeauty:

the-world-today: Claudia Cardinale (The Leopard, Luchino Visconti 1963)

Oh shit, Liz... This is a great idea!

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:40:30 -0600

elizabethplaid replied to your post: Insufferable Cunt

the title of this post has inspired me to want a pink snuggie that has a hood and would zip up to be a cocoon - called a “snuggle cunt”

It would be down filled, with satin lining. And fur around the edges of the hood.

BRB, emailing chinese manufacturers.

Oh, I’m keeping this one.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:37:53 -0600

Oh, I’m keeping this one.

A little levity

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:37:11 -0600

Joeschmitt’s funny post here reminded me of a little something I read awhile back about a man named Vaughn Meader.

Meader found his fame and fortune imitating President Kennedy. Meader’s Maine accent allowed him to almost effortlessly mimic the former president, and before long he was selling out shows and putting out comedy albums featuring him in humorous scenarios as President Kennedy. He was only in his 20s and was suddenly rich and famous, appearing in both print and television shows.

On the night of November 22, 1963 - the date Kennedy was assassinated, Lenny Bruce took the stage for his show. He paced the stage silently for a few minutes, and then spoke: “Man, Vaughn Meader is fucked.”

The joke, for lack of a better term, killed.

Insufferable Cunt

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:49:37 -0600

I bought a Mac mini this afternoon to hook up to my TV. Now, very time someone asks me how to do anything, I snap “get a Mac!” I can’t even help it; something in you changes.

Whitney Fucking Houston died?!

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:40:19 -0600

He’s purring like a madman.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:24:48 -0600

He’s purring like a madman.

Oh, this? It’s just a Growl notification sent to my...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:12:50 -0600

Oh, this? It’s just a Growl notification sent to my Android phone telling me that Sick Beard just found and downloaded a Misfits episode for me.

beefranck: elizabethplaid: Exit 57 intro For a very long time,...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:19:48 -0600

beefranck:

elizabethplaid:

Exit 57 intro

For a very long time, I could only remember the song If I Knew You Were Comin’, I’d’ve Baked a Cake as the song during the end credits of some comedy show. I remembered the end credits featured people driving in a car while the song played, but I couldn’t remember the show’s name.

Thanks to Emergency Pants, I figured out the show was Exit 57. They talked about the show being on in the mid 1990s, and I got to thinking, “Hey, maybe they’d remember what show that cake song is from!” Then they said the theme was the cake song, but they couldn’t remember the lyrics. I sang the lyrics for them excitedly, but then I realized that I was listening to a recorded show… made sometime last year. Damnit!

So yeah, I’ve known the first verse of that song by heart for a long time, and now I know what show it was from. Thank you, Emergency Pants.

I loved this show!

Emergency Pants provides yet another valuable service.

I love this.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:57:20 -0600

I love this.

lonelysandwich: Sesame Street “Pinball Song” How on earth did...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:33:36 -0600

lonelysandwich:

Sesame Street “Pinball Song”

How on earth did counting to 12 ever get this funky?

When it’s sung by the Pointer Sisters!

Photo

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:28:34 -0600

Lolololol

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:57:17 -0600

Lolololol

"Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right."

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:18:05 -0600

“Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”

- Ricky Gervais (via sirmitchell)

Tattooing this on various body parts, some of which will be my own.

(via pocketcontents)

This is so perfect.

cracked: Results are inconclusive, but so are all...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:11:44 -0600

cracked:

Results are inconclusive, but so are all stereotypes.

4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Can’t Help But Notice

tobiee: weeee it’s amano-time marceline Matt.

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:39:12 -0600

tobiee:

weeee it’s amano-time marceline

Matt.

nopantson replied to your post: Work Are you THE MAN? Am I THE MAN that keeps Shaft down and...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:11:07 -0600

nopantson replied to your post: Work

Are you THE MAN?

Am I THE MAN that keeps Shaft down and marijuana illegal? No. Am I THE MAN that knows how to design and fix shit and is awesome to be around? Yes.

Work

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:04:54 -0600

My job title is technically “Sr. Information Technologist” however I work mainly as a systems administrator on IBM P-Series hardware for a government agency. My disciplines are information security and systems engineering, and thus I often consult on a vast spread of IT matters from disaster recovery to security planning and incident response. I’ve been in IT for 16 years, and am completely self-taught.

baileygenine: I had a Skype call this morning and Jake decided...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:57:22 -0600

baileygenine:

I had a Skype call this morning and Jake decided he wanted to be apart of it. I slyly threw a washcloth at his face to keep him at bay. It didn’t take. After my call I decided to teach him a lesson the only way I know how, excessive love hugs. He’s asleep on the floor now. Victory for my people.

Last frame? Priceless.