What The Fuss Is All About

  1. Lame superpowers

    wordishness:

    • Knowing when a TV is on somewhere nearby
    • Ability to poach eggs perfectly
    • One wipe, no matter how messy the poop
    • Understanding ladybugs
    • Feet that still stink, but not as much as they should after working out
    • Always drops the toast peanut-butter-side up.
    • Never stubs toes
    • Ability to communicate with dinosaurs
    • Water-resistant to a depth of 10m
    • Immediately knows how a photo turns out without looking.

    2. Source: wordishness

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      Make anything lime-flavored Know the exact temperature (in Kelvin) of anything you touch with your left nipple Five...
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      there’s a building for a company in my town called “deflect-o” I thought that’d be the best super power. Deflect...
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      Can correctly predict what happened on a program you recorded but have not watched yet. Able to drink an entire can of...
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      these, please? I don’t think any
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      Ability to shake 2 aspirin out of the bottle… every time. Ability to never scratch a DVD when we placing it in the...
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      Always drops the toast peanut-butter-side up. Never stubs toes...communicate with...
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