I want a man who will let me name his junk “James Spader”.

aimee-b-loved:

Also, a man who doesn’t mind me calling his penis “junk”.

A lot of guys call their junk “junk” but be careful what you wish for:  This is asking for a LOT of “junk in your trunk” jokes.

29 December 2009 ·

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I am a 33-year-old professional computer geek, who is handsome and smells fantastic. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

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