Feeling Ways About Things
yhf:
“She didn’t explain at the time that she was a ‘born-again virgin.’”—
I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell
Probably my favorite line.
(via nickdouglas)
Yes, but at least they didn’t masturbate.
The pictures of her in her ladybug costume make me feel weird in the pants.
Right? I’d totally toss one in her if she wasn’t such a bitch, or and if she was better at sex.