"She didn’t explain at the time that she was a ‘born-again virgin.’"

~

I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell

Probably my favorite line.

(via nickdouglas)

Yes, but at least they didn’t masturbate.

(via nickdouglas)

28 October 2010 ·

About Me

I am a 33-year-old professional computer geek, who is handsome and smells fantastic. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

shaneblaufuss at gmail dot com