What The Fuss Is All About

atsirhc asked: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW GLASSES, SHANE? how do you feel about bridges? what do you suppose suits Frosty better.. a nose made of a carrot OR a boner nose? blue or green? WHERE ON THE BREAD WHERE YOU BITE YOUR SANDWICH FIRST?

I think your glasses look great. Congratulations.

Bridges are a necessary evil. You need them to get across things, but you could fall off of one and die.

Frosty should have a carrot nose, because it’s biodegradeable (I’m assuming the other option is synthetic).

Blue. Always blue.

My sandwiches are ideally cut in half diagonally, or straight down the middle in the case of a hoagie or sub style, so I can always bite right in the middle of the cut, equidistant from each slice/crust junction.

30 November 2011 ·