3rd grade

marinersubmariner:

friend: *whispering* if you’re stupid say “what”
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

Laughing outloud at this. 

(Source: m0thra)

28 November 2011 ·

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