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Billy Mays jokes: Getting it out of my system.
There are too many to tweet, so here they are in list form:
Billy Mays’s casket will be made entirely of Mighty Putty.
Billy Mays died. Pouring a fo’ty of oxy-clean. Crap, I just bleached my carpet.
Billy Mays’s ghost is the loudest ghost ever.
Billy Mays and Michael Jackson dead at 50. Coincidence? Yeah, most likely.
They’re gonna use that gardening too thing to dig Billy Mays’s grave.
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