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I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
“HOW DOES A GUY WEARING WHIPPED CREAM AS PANTS GET PAST SECURITY?”
IT’S A LONG STORY, BUT WE CAN GO OVER IT AT DINNER. I PROMISED YOU THE BEST RIBEYE STEAK IN TOWN AND I ALWAYS DELIVER.
OH, AND IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, I HAVE A COPY OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT HERE. IT CLEARLY STATES “100 INCHES.”
AT FIRST I FIGURED IT WAS A TYPO, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT WAS CODE FOR “I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.”
HEY, IS THAT PEPPER SPRAAAARGGHHH!
Whipped cream pants!
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