What The Fuss Is All About

I'll be long-fucking-gone.

• Emergency Pants Podcast says: So, last night I decide to be lazy and go through the Long John Silver's drive through
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And I get up to the window, and there is this SHORT girl at the register
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And there's another one with her, and someone is training someone and I can't figure out who. They both looked to be new
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And the one hands me my card back, and goes "How many miles that truck go to?"
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And I say, "What?"
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And she says, "On the speedometer. How many miles it go up to?"
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And I said, "120."
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: She says, "Ohhh. I figured 140,145."
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: AND I'M ALL WHAT THE FUCK?!
• Bridget says: WHAT?
• Bridget says: What?????
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: So, I say, "Well, the spedometer STOPS at 120. That doesn't mean the truck does."
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And she's like, "Oh. So, you're saying it probably goes 140?"
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: And then I weep, Bridget. I weep for our planet's future. Right there, in the KFC/Long John Silver's parking lot.
• Emergency Pants Podcast says: THEN I think to myself, "Hey! I'll be dead by the time these kids take over."

16 June 2009 ·