Let’s just be honest.

beefranck:

Instead of saying: “The contractors are excused for the rest of the meeting” just say: “Bridget, now’s your chance to enjoy a diet soda since no one else will be in the office to hear you belch.”

I died.

28 September 2010 ·

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