gorillasushi:

Duck face is over.
Any day now, duck face will be mentioned on Family Guy or your mom will bring it up because she heard about it on The View or some other show about elderly vaginas.
I hereby propose Nic Cage Face as a suitable replacement for drunken party photos or any picture on Facebook meant to establish your supreme coolness.
I think Emergency Pants best described this facial maneuver best as “having a stomach ache all the time” or “just having finished running or doing a river-dance.” Pardon my paraphrasing.

Approved.

gorillasushi:

Duck face is over.

Any day now, duck face will be mentioned on Family Guy or your mom will bring it up because she heard about it on The View or some other show about elderly vaginas.

I hereby propose Nic Cage Face as a suitable replacement for drunken party photos or any picture on Facebook meant to establish your supreme coolness.

I think Emergency Pants best described this facial maneuver best as “having a stomach ache all the time” or “just having finished running or doing a river-dance.” Pardon my paraphrasing.

Approved.

28 October 2011 ·

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  3. chimie45 reblogged this from frageelay and added:
    This picture looks like Ben Roethlisberger dropping a deuce.
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    board with this!! Haha
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