What The Fuss Is All About

erinmargrethe:

scottfriday:

emotional-mental-patient:

thosepaisleydays:

I do not understand how grown ass men can not pee in the toilet without getting it all over the seat and its surrounding areas. You actually have to aim your pee, and as if the hole in the seat wasn’t a big enough opening, you lift the seat and still manage to pee everywhere.

Women can hover over a toilet in heels, holding their purse in one hand, skirt in the other, without the ability to aim and still manage to not pee on the seat or touch the walls of the stall. You have all hands on deck so to speak so there really is no excuse.

Co-signed!

this is why i always piss in the shower. if i’m actually taking a shower or not.

Well, if women are so talented, there must be a bunch of dudes sneaking in to use the ladies’ room at my work, because THE TOILET SEATS ARE ALWAYS COVERED IN PISS. Ladies, stop hovering and sit on the damn seat. You’re not going to get toilet herpes if you let the backs of your thighs touch the seat. And set your piss-muffin to stream instead of spray. I’m sick of having to wipe your urine off the seat with an entire old-growth forest’s worth of toilet paper.

Okay, first: Piss-muffin. 

Second: Can you water the garden with a hose from your patio without dribbling on the concrete before and after?

That being said, it happens. Only the inconsiderate bastards don’t wipe it up after. If this happens at home your husband is an inconsiderate bastard and you should re-evaluate some of your life choices.

28 September 2011 ·