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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Grandpa’s Little Helper
Are you a “World’s Greatest Grandpa” on the go??? Do you never have time to shave in the morning because you are too busy arranging a bowl of Werther’s Originals by the front door??? Have you finally developed the Elderly Attitude of “I’m f**king old & I’m doin’ whatever the f**k I want!” ??? Do you refer to yourself as part of The Greatest Generation???? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, SubwayDouchery.com has just the product for YOU….
Meet your new best friend: Grandpa’s Little Helper… gone are the days of your bristly whiskers scratching the reluctant cheeks of your grandkids… gone are the days of Social Services thinking you’re indigent when you are feeding pigeons on lazy sunday… Grandpa’s Little Helper is the same size and shape as the average electric shaver.. but it’s heavier and says Made in America** on it so you know it’s good. It also releases the smell of Grandpa’s Fragant Little Helper.. the miscellaneous smell of aftershave that all Grandpas naturally seem to have!
** - Actually made in Korea
*** T’anks to dearest chum of The Douchery, Will! I will never forget that evening we shared in San Antonio! Stay gold & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Grandpa’s Little Helper

Are you a “World’s Greatest Grandpa” on the go??? Do you never have time to shave in the morning because you are too busy arranging a bowl of Werther’s Originals by the front door??? Have you finally developed the Elderly Attitude of “I’m f**king old & I’m doin’ whatever the f**k I want!” ??? Do you refer to yourself as part of The Greatest Generation???? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, SubwayDouchery.com has just the product for YOU….

Meet your new best friend: Grandpa’s Little Helper… gone are the days of your bristly whiskers scratching the reluctant cheeks of your grandkids… gone are the days of Social Services thinking you’re indigent when you are feeding pigeons on lazy sunday… Grandpa’s Little Helper is the same size and shape as the average electric shaver.. but it’s heavier and says Made in America** on it so you know it’s good. It also releases the smell of Grandpa’s Fragant Little Helper.. the miscellaneous smell of aftershave that all Grandpas naturally seem to have!

** - Actually made in Korea

*** T’anks to dearest chum of The Douchery, Will! I will never forget that evening we shared in San Antonio! Stay gold & Keep on Douchin’ ***