March 2012
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“It’s not something that we like to talk about, but doctors die, too. What’s...”
– A Doctor on How Physicians Face the End of Life - WSJ.com (via pocketcontents)
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One of my favorite activities is trolling Dream...
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February 2012
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ronbailey:
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ronbailey replied to your photo: ronbailey: vmarinelli: ___ Not sure why the…
I’d be happy just to walk down the street and not have to wonder who’s packing. You never know around here, since it’s now legal to bring concealed weapons into both bars and schools.
Why are you worried about that? I carry a gun. Do you think I’m going to haul off and shoot someone?
Mainly...
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ronbailey replied to your photo: ronbailey: vmarinelli: ___ Not sure why the…
I’d be happy just to walk down the street and not have to wonder who’s packing. You never know around here, since it’s now legal to bring concealed weapons into both bars and schools.
Why are you worried about that? I carry a gun. Do you think I’m going to haul off and shoot someone?
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Here's a helpful hint: "Wa-la" is actually spelled...
Every time I see a grown man spell it “wah-la” or “wa-la” I die a little.
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist. (via futureabortiondoctor)
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pennynickels answered your question: Shakes or Malts?
Your favorite hamburger is a cheeseburger.
This is true.
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dorkitude answered your question: Shakes or Malts?
shmalt?
NICE TRY.
Shakes or Malts?
Warning: Shake people, you are wrong.
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rartastic replied to your post: My idiot cat just locked himself in a room.
you’re going to leave him in there for a while to teach him a lesson, right?
You know it. Then I’m going to go pick up his poop to really drive the point home.
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elizabethplaid replied to your chat: Interior. Bedroom. 3:39am. Complete darkness.
I’ve got Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life” stuck in my head, so I’m gonna see if Kylie can flush it out.
DON’T DO IT. Listen to “Come Into My World” instead.
My idiot cat just locked himself in a room.
If you're given a choice, you believe you have... →
Teller, quiet half of Penn & Teller, explaining how magicians have mastered the art of deception and manipulation over thousands of years.
If you are given a choice, you believe you have acted freely. This is one of the darkest of all psychological secrets. I’ll explain it by incorporating it (and the other six secrets you’ve just learned) into a card trick worthy of the most annoying...
Sitting in front of my computer, reading Tumblr...
…on my phone. Like an idiot.
Interior. Bedroom. 3:39am. Complete darkness.
Me: Well, that was a long day! Now, to get some rest.
Brain: Ha ha, yeah! Hey, while you're getting into bed, lemme ask you a question.
Me: Shoot.
Brain: Remember that Kylie Minogue song you hate?
Me: Aw, fuck.
Brain: The one where she sounds like a train.
Me: Yes, I remember it.
Brain: You were stuck somewhere, and that song was playing in the background for what seemed to be 4 years.
Me: Why are you doing this?
Brain: And it was stuck in me for, literally, three weeks. But just the train part.
Me: I want to die.
Brain: You even commented to someone, while the song was on, about how irritating it was.
Me: WHAT ABOUT IT?
Brain: What was it called?
Me: Christ, I don't know. I hate it.
Brain: I wanna know what it's called. Grab the iPad.
Me: And do what? Search for "horrible kylie minogue song resembles train horn?"
Brain: Ha ha! What if that worked!
Me: Oh my god, you're a dick.
Brain: Search for it. I wanna hear it now.
Me: You slimy, gray asshole.
Brain: C'mon! Google. Gooooooooogle.
Me: I don't even know what the lyrics are. The only part I remember is "wowwowwow"
Brain: Put it in. *sings the wowwowwow part endlessly*
Me: Why do you hate me?
Brain: THERE IT IS. It's called Wow! Hey, I think we looked this up before, when you were sick of it floating around your head that one time.
Me: You tremendous ass. Why didn't you just make me remember?
Brain: Hey did you lock your car on the way in, tonight?
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elizabethplaid replied to your post: I just don’t see why offering to help a woman have an orgasm is so horrible.
For some reason, this made me think of the “monkey rocker” chair thingie. I’m sure you’ve heard of it.
I had to google it, but it’s goddamned genius.
I just don't see why offering to help a woman have...
I also don’t see why HR doesn’t have better chairs.
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“It is a parent’s responsibility to educate their children. It is not the...”
– Rick Santorum, Currently the #2 leading Republican Candidate for President of the United States (via squibble)
Says the guy who has no problem dragging a child to church once a week starting at birth…
