February 2012
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Nothing slows down a Chipotle line like children.
smartasshat:
That’s why I get the beef.
Hilarious. More importantly, thank you for correcting my typo before I could correct it BECAUSE THE MOBILE APP WON’T LET YOU EDIT A POST.
Nothing slows down a Chipotle line like children.
January 2012
Planned Parenthood's statement about the Susan G.... →
smartgrrrl:
An excerpt:
“Led by a generous $250,000 gift from Amy and Lee Fikes’ foundation, Planned Parenthood has established a Breast Health Emergency Fund to provide immediate funding to ensure that Planned Parenthood health centers can continue to provide breast cancer screenings and care that had previously been supported by Komen.”
I plan on making a series of donations to this fund as...
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Cancer Charity Halts Grants To Planned Parenthood
clapifyoulikeme:
The nation’s leading breast-cancer charity, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, is halting its partnerships with Planned Parenthood affiliates — creating a bitter rift, linked to the abortion debate, between two iconic organizations that have assisted millions of women. The change will mean a cutoff of hundreds of thousands of dollars in grants, mainly for breast exams.
Planned...
NBC Orders Female Twin Sister Contestants from...
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Cratering: GARBAGE ANNOUNCE FIRST NEW ALBUM IN... →
garbageweb:
NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE TO BE RELEASED ON BAND’S OWN LABEL ON MAY 15, 2012
GARBAGE ANNOUNCE FIRST ROUND OF TOUR DATES
Los Angeles, CA - January 30, 2012 - Garbage has announced that their fifth studio album, Not Your Kind Of People, will be released in the United States on May…
Yessssssss!
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The best part of NBC pulling that donkey semen...
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Via email...
Bridget: The girl at the desk next to me won't stop saying "affinity."
Me: Take away her Word of the Day calendar until she can use it responsibly.
Bridget: I'm developing an affinity for whipping pennies at the back of her head.
You know that guy in Super Troopers who yells,...
vegkat:
Well, he’s a porn star.
I was looking through the 87 different HBO channels, looking for this week’s Bill Maher since my DVR didn’t catch it, and I stumbled straight from “Down Periscope” to the ridiculous soft core hell that is Cinemax. Apparently they’re having a free weekend or something. Once I’m there I cannot look away. To say it was arousing would be… a total joke. It was...
nesbittslimesoda:
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american replied to your photo: I am good at Internet.
I can fly higher than an eagle, you are the wind beneath my wings.
I can’t stop laughing at this. I believe I may need medicine.
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“Gah! Eat a dick, jungle!”
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neart13 replied to your post: Holy shit, you guys.
That seems pretty awesome, I wonder how it would translate to a bigger scale. Would it be as quick and silent.
That’s what I was wondering, too. I hope it scales easily :D
Holy shit, you guys.
How D-Dalus Flies Like Nothing Else - http://pulse.me/s/5oRM7
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smartgrrrl replied to your photo: Dead.
Sad Keanu in the background really makes this superb.
I know, it killed me a second time.
But really, who can be sad when a woman is coming?
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Mark Wahlberg Saves the World Gallery →
mayafish:
evangotlib:
This is worth your time.
Seconded.
Quality stuff, there.
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Holy Smokes You Guys
catstevet:
There is a guy running for mayor in my hometown named
Bob Loblaw
http://blogs.thestarphoenix.com/2011/01/10/reginas-2012-mayoral-campaign-already-underway/
Evidence suggests that he is the very first Bob Loblaw as well.
I hope he writes a law blog!
I've selected two elements submitted for my story...
Ulysses S. Grant, and laser giraffes.
Story is in progress right now.
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