October 2011
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dorkitude:
biebersbuttbabe:
if you’re homophobic i genuinely feel sorry for you, for your parents, and for anyone who has ever had the displeasure of meeting you
So judging people is bad but judging people who judge people is perfectly acceptable? Got it.
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beefranck replied to your post: Dear Mother Of Two Young Girls Running Around The Chipotle Line While You Obsess Over Their Burritos
Are you on your period, honey?
My burrito period. I get it once a week.
Dear Mother Of Two Young Girls Running Around The...
Fuck you.
Make the kids eat their burritos the right way instead of making sure the ingredients don’t touch in a goddamned burrito, which incidentally is a Spanish word meaning “everything in this goddamned bitch touches, as a matter of fact it’s mixed together thoroughly.” I almost laughed out loud when you had the burrito engineer put salsa all over the top of one...
Dutch slang for menstruation: →
“There are communists in the funhouse.”
Thanks, Reddit!
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September 2011
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Lil’ Black Rainclouds
atsween:
Not a huge fan of grumpy on Twitter and Tumblr. I’ll put up with grumpy if you’re funny. And people do have bad days.
But if it’s the All-Grumpy All-The-Time Grumpy Grump Grump Variety Hour, I’m out.
World’s depressing enough.
Yes, this exactly. I had to do unsub from some friends (rl and electronic) because their entire feed was just complaining and whining.
Newt Gingrich: Gay marriage is "a temporary... →
joeschmitt:
It must be true, because he’s an expert in temporary marriages!
Great, then he doesn’t have to fight it anymore and should just let it run its course, right?
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vegkat replied to your video: This always brings tears to my eyes.
I’m totally doing this at dinner tonight.
I’ve been giggling about this since you responded to it.
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WatchThis always brings tears to my eyes.
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Episode 161: Thanks, Mom! →
Epsiode 161: ELIZABETH PLAID, PEOPLE.
Cat Genie
Starbucks love
Kat got in touch about the INCINOLET!
Ben, Brad, and Fey Driver are all awesome.
We love you, Tim!
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erinmargrethe:
scottfriday:
emotional-mental-patient:
thosepaisleydays:
I do not understand how grown ass men can not pee in the toilet without getting it all over the seat and its surrounding areas. You actually have to aim your pee, and as if the hole in the seat wasn’t a big enough opening, you lift the seat and still manage to pee everywhere.
Women can hover over a toilet in heels,...
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giddygirlie asked: I need advice from a Guy Who Knows Stuff. My old Dell (tower) PC has been sitting in the garage for... forever. I want to take it to be recycled and I know where my local spot is. BUT before I do: anything that I should deliberately damage or remove first? I don't *think* that there was anything too personal on there, but who knows if there is a cached browser history with my bank account...
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gorillasushi replied to your post: You are now aware of your breathing.
Jerk. I am now breathing manually.
Let me know when you go back to full auto.
You are now aware of your breathing.
And while you’re thinking about your breathing you’re now aware of your tongue in your mouth. And it feels out of place. You have difficulty remembering where you normally put it when you’re not using it. And as you try to remember what to do with your tongue, you notice that you can see your nose no matter where you look, and wonder, has it always been there?
I want a Dworak keyboard.
I don’t know how it will affect my gaming, though.
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yowhatsthehaps:
Shirley Ellis - The Clapping...
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If I'mever murdered, I want you all to refer to it...
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Ghostery keeps places like Facebook and Google... →
frageelay:
jimray:
There’s been a lot of talk about Facebook tracking recently, specifically about how logging out isn’t enough to keep them from tracking you. It’s worrisome stuff.
So use Ghostery. Seriously, it’s great. It works as an extension for every browser and lets you configure what is allowed to track you, when and where.
Once you get it installed for your browser, you’ll see an...
