September 2011
Episode 157: Suckers and Rubes →
Episode 157: We think you guys are swell!
Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay
Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys
Kitties…
August 2011
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Mosquitoes
Today a mosquito flew by my face while I was working. I swatted at it but it kept coming back. It landed on my shirt, then flew off again and that time I caught it! I smooshed it in my hand to do away with it, and then I opened my hand to find blood all over it.
The little fucker just ate.
At that point, I’ve got someone else’s blood on my hand and it was gross. I probably got...
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WatchI feel like you need the video to fully appreciate how badass this truly is.
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“You guys are lucky you have boners.”
– Bridget, to men.
“Almost ready. Just let me get the nuts out of my mouth.”
– Shane as we’re about to start recording (via beefranck)
I WAS EATING TRADER JOE’S TRAIL MIX
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http://giddygirlie.tumblr.com/post/9601508303 →
giddygirlie:
ameliabutter:
goosy pickle alert!
dream figure
Hello, nurse!
(attractive naked lady picture)
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Dear Gentleman Who Parked His New Jeep Next To My...
I’m sorry. I’m sorry to have done that to you so soon after your purchase. I know you pulled into the Chipotle parking lot feeling like a million bucks, but when you parked next to my truck I know that feeling turned into a million Lyra.
It’s not your fault. I have a bad-ass truck, and you made a rookie mistake. I know because I saw you looking out the Chipotle windows at it...
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Missing e {browser extension for tumblr}: The... →
news-goat:
missing-e:
Moments ago, I participated in surprise conference call with Tumblr staff members. They have indicated to me that they continue to take issue with Missing e even with the removal of usage of the Tumblr API.
They interpret the Tumblr API License Agreement in such a way as it continues to apply…
Every time I start thinking about developing things for Tumblr, I reach the...
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uhnonymous replied to your post: uhnonymous replied to your post: I’m just…
well poop. =( I’m sorry.
Nothing to be sorry about. The divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Interesting Fact: 87% of individuals can be...
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Tumblr on the iPad is so painful that I just VNC'd...
But yeah, killing Missing E is a great idea. Assholes.
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uhnonymous replied to your post: I’m just saying…
I wanna see a pic of you and the wifey! :)
Sorry, they don’t exist anymore! i haven’t been married for 6 years.
I'm just saying...
If you want to send me any antique brass keys, I would hold onto them for you.
Also semi-nudes of ladies. But, whatev.
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Memorable
vegkat:
tj:
Saturday at dinner, Beefranck, Lindstifa, Vegkat and I were talking about the April CHSH and how crazy it was with so many people, and how we didn’t get to meet many new people because there were so many people to meet.
Vegkat said, “I wasn’t planning to go, Bridget brought me with her at the last minute. All I remember is someone rubbed her boobs on mine.”
Lindsay: “That was...
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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Oh, Big Trouble in Little China.
Why won’t you let me go to sleep?
5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence →
snafubar:
heathernicolezilla:
code-yellow:
fille-impaire:
5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for...
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