July 2011
beefranck asked: Hey Lois... diarrhea!
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beefranck replied to your post: Get a life!
Oh, I hope I meet her one day.
We’re gonna meet pretty soon if this keeps up. I don’t pussy foot around when I’m upset with people.
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Hehehe, pussy.
Get a life!
Yesterday morning when I left for work there was a truck parked so close to mine that I had to fold in both her and my side mirrors just to get into my vehicle. I put one of my “you park like an asshole” cards on her window and went to work.
This morning, I came outside to find the card on my truck, with a handwritten reply in girly handwriting: “Really? Get a life!”
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myrrhman:
White people please stop rapping, you’re appropriating black culture
White people, stop making pizza. You’re appropriating Italian culture
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Simple self-defense moves everyone should know. →
Please take a look at this; it could benefit you one day.
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“I watched an episode of True Life the other day, “I’m Changing My Sex.” There...”
– Reddit: Nipples… (via nickdouglas)
Gratuitous Promotion Wednesday →
pennynickels:
My brother John is participating in IFC’s “Whisker Wars”. Click the link and vote 5 staches for him, or he’ll feed you a hammer and dive his car into your house.* Or maybe make you watch The Deer Hunter over and over and over with him while he makes ammo. But probably, he’ll just talk about how Nicholas Cage is the greatest actor of our generation. Just look at him. He’s not...
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No, that's cool.
beefranck:
Go ahead and yell at me, candidate. I didn’t feel horrible enough about rescinding your offer already - even if you DID lie about having a degree.
This is exactly what we were talking about. When you call assholes out on their shit, they yell at you like they’re the victim.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Wet Hot American... →
mydamnchannel:
Because we love you, but we love David Wain more. (Via Buzzfeed)
I know some people who would enjoy this.
Dear people of earth,
bestrooftalkever:
When you are taking video on your cell phone,
HOLD THE DAMN THING SIDEWAYS
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theclarkgriswoldexperience:
I feel really bad for you guys since you were all clearly such huge Amy Winehouse fans before.
Ladies, have I told you lately that I love you?
I do.
All of you.
All of all of you.
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mmemordant replied to your video: The Bird And The Bee, “Rich Girl” They have a…
fuck. this is amazing.
The whole album is amazing! And their orignal stuff is, too.
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My wife has her first Xanax script.
insooutso:
Does this also relax, you know, other areas of the body? I’m asking for a friend that’s been trying to do something for the last seven years.
Current status: Howling with laughter.
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Can a brotha get a turntable.fm invite?
http://3eanuts.com/ →
theclarkgriswoldexperience:
Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comics often conceal the existential despair of their world with a closing joke at the characters’ expense. With the last panel omitted, despair pervades all