July 2011
Handcent SMS →
Check out this SMS app for Android. Pretty sweet.
"...one nation, undergarments, indivisible, with...
June 2011
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tampaxsuperstar replied to your post: tampaxsuperstar replied to your post: Today I…
yes! really. get a bowl of it and mix in bean sprouts. then jizz in your other hand and smell each . you won’t know which is which.
Ohhhh, pancake batter and sprouts TOGETHER. Still weird. I’d try this but I don’t have sprouts.
It's days like this that I miss working for a...
Feeling pretty good about myself for 2 days in a...
I wish I knew how to do this!
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tampaxsuperstar replied to your post: Today I learned there is a tree that smells like semen.
a tree that smells like pancake batter and bean sprouts? interesting..
Pancake batter? Really?
Today I learned there is a tree that smells like...
And that Mitchell & Webb did a sketch about it.
And that it grows in Nebraska.
And that out of morbid curiosity, I must now find one.
Junior Barnes, you gunkie! →
Dorothy Parker and I would've been best friends.
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Episode 149: Masturbation Foundation →
Episode 149: Time to sauce the taco!
Daniel emailed us about The Art of Seduction. GROSS.
Ben dropped us a line about Minnesota being too polite to ask for federal funding
…
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beefranck replied to your post: “Erection” has to be the stupidest name for boner ever.
I’m more interested in the best name for boners ever. Like boner.
It’s hard to beat.
"Erection" has to be the stupidest name for boner...
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beefranck replied to your link: NSFW - This lady has a rudder.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR DAD.
I WAS! How weird is that?
NSFW - This lady has a rudder. →
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http://beefranck.tumblr.com/post/7019385767 →
beefranck:
vegkat:
smartgrrrl:
giddygirlie:
pennynickels:
beefranck:
pennynickels:
Tumblr ate my homework while laughing and shouting that no one would believe me.
Tumblr broke the lamp while playing ball in the house and then blamed me for it! And then while Mom was yelling at me it stood behind her…
Tumblr said, “Hey, let’s play hide and seek! You go hide.” And I did and...
dougstumblr:
thedude——:
queen -
Don’t Stop...
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Watching Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.
They keep saying the phrase “time is an illusion,” and my brain keeps saying “lunchtime, doubly so.”
Anonymous asked: <p>Apparently, “Question cannot contain links.” </p>
<p>Lame. </p>
<p>Go to youtube and search- Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores<br/>
Watch the first video.</p>
<p>Lame. </p>
<p>Go to youtube and search- Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores<br/>
Watch the first video.</p>
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Just an FYI
I went to clean my freshly flushed and not recently used toilet a few minutes ago. I got a new toilet brush at Target and I wanted to take it for a test-run.
I grabbed my toilet cleaner solution which I think I’ve had for about 7 years now and took the cap off. I smelled it. I like to smell things. The scent was like a fist made of bees had just punched me in the sinuses.
“Whooo! I...
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droid apps?
dubukat:
got a new droid phone. what apps do you all recommend? Shane?
I get this question a lot. So, I’m making this link public.
See what Shane has loaded on his Droid X!
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