April 2011
Whoever invented Gandolfo's Urban Cowboy sandwich,...
Urban Cowboy
Chicken breast
turkey
bacon
pepper jack
cream cheese
lettuce
tomato
BBQ sauce
mayo
toasted
March 2011
fuckyeahmst3k:
RE: The Room. It’s going to be on [adult swim] tonight. I think this is the third year they have televised it for April Fools. I agree it’s a baaaaad film, but you gotta give the guy credit, he got it made.
I'm sorry, am I disturbing you?
expertz:
“The more sex work is integrated into mainstream Australian society, the less...”
– i grow giant pumpkins - ”Sex workers are marginalised less by their clients than they are by anti-sex work legislation” (via indefensible)
KEVIN MURPHY HAS A TUMBLR... →
fuckyeahmst3k:
thegeekmaster:clowchan:
After visiting the Chinese food counter in the...
Celery Threat Level Orange: In order to minimize your exposure to celery, observe the following directives:
Avoid food-court chinese food
Reduce or eliminate intake of deli salads
Skip thanksgiving
Switch to vegetable broth instead of vegetable soup; add your own non-disgusting vegetables while cooking
Check thoroughly under layers of peanut butter, pimento cheese, and pineapple cream...
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I turned off Tumblr's autoscroll feature because...
Now I find out that Tumblr randomly shoots me back to the previous page when I’m reading.
Nice.
I choose not to remember 2006.
You and me both, sister.
Interior Design help!
Does anybody know of any websites that help with decorating? I’m moving into my “adult” apartment and want to make it look nice.
I love google voice transcriptions.
Hi Shane, This is Shawna preview, From on calling to let it air plane at 1 o’clock tomorrow is Lindsay, Thank you.
I'm suprised I didn't lose followers with that...
Really, I love your ladybusiness, I promise.
TWO WEEKS!
frageelay:
TWO WEEKS!
How long are you planning to stay on Mars?
There's a breed of cats called Munchkins. They...
shaebay:
Looking at this munchkin cat lessens the urge to rip out my uterus and feed it to rabid raccoons.
I used to know a lady like this.
I'm just gonna leave this here... →
Shit has me rollin’.
Co-worker today:
“What’s that site you’re always looking at, with the cute little monsters eating the computers?”
How am I supposed to tell if your photograph is...
Former Beauty Queen Shoots, Kills Intruder →
The knock came about 3 a.m.
It was a friendly rhythm, Brown said — bop bodda bop bop, bop, bop.
It wasn’t unusual for friends to come by at such a late hour. One of Brown’s friends had stopped by a month ago at that time. The couple always offered one of their beds to people who were too drunk to drive home from a nearby bar. Brown said she went to the front door thinking it...
How did I never realize that Madonna's Hung Up...
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Holy Shit.
The Missing e. tumblr addon is fucking incredible. There’s a feature that, when you’re looking at an indiviudal’s post, will take you to that post’s point in time on your own dash. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.
Sarkastickunt: Let me get this straight... →
jeniscagnetti:
sarkastickunt:
If we joke about national disasters, we are assholes.
If we joke about women we are assholes.
If we joke about men, we are assholes.
If we joke about kids, we are assholes.
If we joke about celebrities, we are assholes.
If we joke about the underprivileged, we are assholes.
If we joke about…
I love you. You’re spot on with this post. Also, such an asshole....