December 2011
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shaebay replied to your post: When we post strange things in AYSYWTC, do you get weirded out be us? Sometimes I want to post stuff there, but then I feel really awkward because then people will know it was me because there is no anon feature. That’s interesting. I’ll see if I can figure out a good way around it.
Dec 1st
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pennynickels asked: When we post strange things in AYSYWTC, do you get weirded out be us?
Dec 1st
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atsirhc asked: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW GLASSES, SHANE? how do you feel about bridges? what do you suppose suits Frosty better.. a nose made of a carrot OR a boner nose? blue or green? WHERE ON THE BREAD WHERE YOU BITE YOUR SANDWICH FIRST?
Dec 1st
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pennynickels asked: What three books do you wish you had written?
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I want a blog in which people ask me what I think...
So, you know. Go ahead.
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Sneaky Memes
shaebay: sblaufuss: lafix: So far I’ve seen people give out the following info in response to memes: middle names vital statistics city of birth street names alma mater Sure, it’s just among friends OH WAIT IT’S THE WHOLE INTERNET. Great, I was just about to start the Mother’s Maiden Name meme.  THANKS LAFIX. So I guess we should stop the “OMG Last Four of Your SSN!!” meme? In...
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lafix: So far I’ve seen people give out the following info in response to memes: middle names vital statistics city of birth street names alma mater Sure, it’s just among friends OH WAIT IT’S THE WHOLE INTERNET. Great, I was just about to start the Mother’s Maiden Name meme.  THANKS LAFIX.
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smartasshat asked: FYI, a trillion is three orders of magnitude more than a billion. Math is hard.
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rachelkristin: wingwalker: People on the internet argue a lot and I think it’s about time we set aside our differences to focus on our mutual interest in drinking codeine based cough syrup.  This is the best idea I’ve heard in a long while.
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Sure, get outraged about drawing a dick on a...
then turn right around and cut the tip of his dick off.
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3rd grade
marinersubmariner: friend: *whispering* if you’re stupid say “what” me: what friend: OH MAN OH OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. JESUS. JESUS HELP ME. Laughing outloud at this. 
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Emergency Pants
beefranck: noelanthony: My close friends and I know that true joy in life comes in the form of details. Small things, insignificant things have the power to shape your day. We have determined that the most effective use of that fact is to make these things THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS EVER, or at least discuss them like they are. [warning: I talk about how my friends deal with embarrassing stuff...
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Dealing with the post office is a nightmare.
I shipped off an item I sold on eBay two weeks ago. The buyer contacted me today to say that he still hadn’t received the item, so I called the post office’s customer sercvice number. A robot answered. A robot that refused to transfer me to customer service. “You asked for Customer Service, but I need to know how to route your call.” “Track package,” I said. ...
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