October 2010
Things I'm going to do:
Learn to speed read
Start playing my guitar again
September 2010
The Huff Post article that convinced me on the... →
yayaa:
WHAT IS THIS RALLY ABOUT?
The article talks about how all we see in the media are the CRAZIES (aka Glenn Beck).
And the ‘normal’ people sit at home looking on. It’s not their fault that being normal doesn’t get on the news but Jon Stewart wants a change. And heck, I want a change.
Jon Stewart attacked by Brady Group because "Guns... →
My next band will be named The Extraneous Commas.
beefranck:
First album: Run-on Sentence.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
American Foundation for Suicide Prevention →
goestoeleven:
I hate how often I’m reminded of the importance of this cause.
If there’s a cause that comes anywhere close to the Alzheimer’s Association in my heart, it’s this one.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.
“Eat me.”
– Jesus Christ
Yo, hit me up on my pager.
Let's just be honest.
beefranck:
Instead of saying: “The contractors are excused for the rest of the meeting” just say: “Bridget, now’s your chance to enjoy a diet soda since no one else will be in the office to hear you belch.”
I died.
Off Duty Officer Encounters Burglars →
One of the owners is an NSP trooper and when he encountered the men inside his house he issued a “help and officer” call, police said.
Wow, I wish us civillians had an “help an officer” button (this is actually a button on their radios). Officers from three counties away drop what they’re doing and come flying with lights and sirens blazing.
Meanwhile, a call to...
Atheists score better on a quiz about religion... →
nickdouglas:
“Four in 10 Catholics misunderstood the meaning of their church’s central ritual, incorrectly saying that the bread and wine used in Holy Communion are intended to merely symbolize the body and blood of Christ, not actually become them.”
LOL accidental heretics
I LOL’d at accidental heretics.
Don't know much about religion? You're not alone,... →
friendlyatheist:
Article has 10 sample questions. Got 10 of 10 correct.
The survey is full of surprising findings.
For example, it’s not evangelicals or Catholics who did best - it’s atheists and agnostics.
It’s not Bible-belt Southerners who scored highest - they came at the bottom.
Those who believe the Bible is the literal word of God did slightly worse than average, while those who say...
aimee-b-loved:
you-should-listen:
Eric Cartman...
Mother of God.
That’s all I’m going to say about the steak I just cooked. Anything else and you’d never believe me.
I LIKE YOUR BODIES AND THERE'S NOT A DAMNED THING...
Breasts: A (Thank You Note) Letter
rsmallbone:
iamnotdiddy:
samgrittner:
Dear Women of Earth,
Stop. Please stop. Please stop complaining about your breasts.
There are so many things on this planet to actually complain about: CVS employees, terrible itching, famine, rodeo clowns who don’t exhibit professionalism, expired meat products, tetanus shots, Republicans, slot machines that eat your quarters, racist Eskimos, sand in...
Screenshots
When I had my iPhone (for 2 years) I think I took maybe 5 screenshots.
Android doesn’t allow it (without rooting it)? Not a dealbreaker.
drink your juice.: Ladies, →
drinkyourjuice:
Hey. Hi.
You know what I don’t like?
Hearing how fat and ugly and mannish you think you look.
Ya know?
Like, I can tell from your makeup and clothing choices and general demeanor that you’re a hot mess of insecurities, and I respect that, but for the love of god can you learn how to look at a…
“GEM is designed to complement Nine’s premium channel, and the network’s number...”
– Nine’s reveals new digital channel GEM - mUmBRELLA
Women over 35, and grocery buyers. Man, that’s an overlooked demographic. (via indefensible)
I’m gonna start a channel called Misfits. All my shows will be about how all our shows are better.
