September 2010
You Are Cordially Invited
to listen to what we believe is one of our finest episodes of Emergency Pants ever. Emergency Pants: Won’t you?
http://emergency-pants.net
August 2010
It appears that all the parts of Gary Busey's...
Watchbeefranck:
Two words: robot quilt.
I didn’t even watch this before hearting it!
I really want to put my balls on something today.
Does that happen to women, too? Do you ever want to vulvate something?
I hate when Safari quits on me and I lose my...
blanddiva11:
I simply can’t find it in my history.
Is there an easy way to go back 30 pages or so?
Or is there something you posted last night/this morning that I should see?
Reblogging to drop knowledge on the rest of you: If you want to go back 30 pages on your dashboard (DB as we say in the business) you can just add a /30 after the www.tumblr.com/dashboard URL. Any whole nonimaginary...
Why is "65 Love Affair" stuck in my head, and how...
New fake band name:
beefranck:
sblaufuss:
beefranck:
The Risk of Lace. They’re the opening act for Triple Panty Problem.
I saw Triple Panty Problem open up for Ashamed of the Tasting at Lolapalooza.
Right - that was the year Ashamed of the Tasting released The Ass Cheese Incident.
Yep - and right after their lead singer went into rehab. Remember when he formed Waiting for Poop with the two dudes from...
New fake band name:
beefranck:
The Risk of Lace. They’re the opening act for Triple Panty Problem.
I saw Triple Panty Problem open up for Ashamed of the Tasting at Lolapalooza.
rrrrred:
ME: Yeah, seems like all of my friends WANT kids. Like, are trying to have them. They’re all like OH GAWD BABY TIME NOW. DAN: And we’re all like OH GAWD WHEN’S THE NEXT BATMAN OUT
Same here. Having a baby seems about as attractive as getting a full-face tribal tattoo.
WatchAs a fan of net-guns, I have to say this is pretty cool. These guys catch pigeons using a large net!
The story says that the city of Barcelona hired them to get rid of pigeons, but everyone knows that Barcelona is a luncheon meat.
beefranck:
shaebay:
My sister Kandi and her family are going to be here in less than 3 hours. The second she gets through the door I think I’m going to time how long it is before she says, “You’re weird, Shae,” and rolls her eyes. It always happens and always feels like the worst insult.
I’ve found myself in the same kind of situation. My Dad once asked me (in a kind of frustrated...
Justin Bieber to play Marty McFly.
mbimotmog:
somethingintellectual:
heymikewaskom:
nedhepburn:
Clearly there are now two America’s running parallel alongside each other in the space-time continuum. On the other one it’s ok to build mosques, eat eggs, and people read books. Kim Kardashian is just a stripper and Justin Bieber is a regular kid who likes to play catch.
And then in this reality they think it’s ok to remake...
I am starting a 30-Day Shred Cheese event.
You all are welcome. Bring tortilla chips.
“I want to regain my First Amendment rights.”
– Dr. Laura Schlessinger, announcing her retirement from radio after 30 years following a controversial conversation with a caller in which she used the N-word 11 times.
[cnn.]
(via thedailywhat)
*Cough* Calling people hateful names are part of the 1st Amendment? Dear gord…
Yeah I gave up on her...