What The Fuss Is All About: Archive

I vote that we re-name herpes "The Jersey Sore"

Jul 30th

U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton ripped the guts... →

There are the Arizonans who play dumb about why it is that their state became, in the past 20 years, a magnet for illegal immigrants when they must know full well that it’s because so many Arizonans hire illegal immigrants to do jobs that Arizonans won’t do. And then we have the illegal immigrants themselves, who seem to be shocked and offended the United States dares to enforce its...

Jul 30th

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My next design: Fight Club.

beefranck: No, not that. No, not that either. No, not “I am Jack’s whatever” either. Gimme a couple weeks and I’ll show you.

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

staff: “Crush” enhancements! We’ve fixed a few issues that were making “Tumblr crushes” less fun than they should be: 1) Once you’ve liked a few hundred posts, your Crushes rarely change. Now they’re pulled from your recent activity, so you can see where your love is going right this second. 2) Crushes only count Likes, and don’t factor in Reblogs. Now they...

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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My cat is trying to bury the boxers I wore today.

Furry little smartass.

Jul 30th

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God dammit, I demand to know who hearts shit that...

I pride myself on what I steal share from other people!

Jul 30th

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Ousted USDA employee Sherrod plans to Andrew... →

ronbailey: I don’t know that she’ll win, and I’m not certain she even should win - but I sure do hope she scares the ever-lovin’ fuck out of that asshole. She the whole Breitbart?

Jul 29th

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Watch

beefranck: MST3K - Fire Maidens from Outer Space Featuring Crow’s evil twin Timmy and a lesson in turning any phrase into a double entendre. YES!

Jul 29th

Literally scaring the crap out of my office-mates...

I’m so fast that two of them don’t even know where it’s coming from.

Jul 29th

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““Priests frequently leveled accusations of sexual magic at European women. The...”

– Herbs, Knots, and Contraception at Suppressed Histories (via ourcatastrophe) (via brave-slut) (via shawnashawna)

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

Episode 106 - "Finger Milk" - of Emergency Pants... →

Jul 28th

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Priest Drowns Baby During Baptism →

coketalk: Hey, look on the bright side. At least he didn’t fuck it.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

Jul 27th

I usually am ambivalent about birthdays, but...

I was absolutely flooded with birthday messages yesterday, had a delicious birthday dinner, and awesome birthday presents including but not limited to: a bad-ass wok, food-processor, and cigar humidor! Thanks everyone!

Jul 27th

Attention

yhf: I’d like to take the last few minutes of 7/26 and wish Shane a happy birthday. (In my defense, I wasn’t around a lot today. In my condemnation, I’m also not a really good person.) Ha! You are an awesome person, and this was completely unnecessary :D

Jul 27th