June 2010
I will never, EVER understand why The Big Bang...
The TV show, I mean. Not the astronomy.
May 2010
Fart With Headphones On!: "10 Ways I Know There’s... →
“I’m obsessed with self improvement, but I’m still not perfect—there’s something wrong with me.
Stop. Revelation. Cue the spotlight: There’s nothing wrong with me.
And there’s nothing wrong with you.
Here’s how I know both of these statements are true:
You’re playing the game of…
My Two Cents by Crow T Robot
fuckyeahmst3k:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—shoelaces are handy! Even necessary to many of today’s shoe styles.
The Boeing 727 is still my favorite aircraft.
I give Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a B+.
Television shows aired last night.
Could there be more goose poop in my front yard?
(curliestofcrowns)
I'm sorry, sir, you're no longer qualified to...
I know a few men and women in leather that were a...
“When a little white girl goes missing, online news, supermarket tabloids and...”
– The Media and the Murder of Aiyanna Jones (via azspot) (via brave-slut) (via shawnashawna)
You refer to the "soars below your waste" and I...
The Web shatters focus, rewires brains →
via Wired, via Roger Ebert.
Dunning-Kruger Effect →
The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which “people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it.” The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average, much higher than in actuality; by contrast, the highly skilled underrate their abilities,...
Tumblr, How about fixing the way your site works...
There’s a few little things that bug me:
I use endless scrolling, because it’s awesome. However, your little floating footer doesn’t float, instead it stays over whatever post it’s initially overlaid.
I can’t upload images.
I use the rich editor because typing html tags on the iPad kinda sucks. Your rich editor toolbar won’t show up on the iPad.
At some...
Follow Grace & Michelle.
They know what’s funny. (me)
(and them)
I'm still getting erections thinking about that...
A bird hit my truck today.
Stupid bird. I was going 35 mph and it flew right into my side mirror. Nothing broke on the truck, but I couldn’t tell if the bird made it. I wanted to stop and see to make sure it wasn’t suffering, but it was right in the middle of traffic and I couldn’t even back over it to “make sure.” I’m trying not to let it bother me, so let’s talk about man stuff.
...
“All you people up there in City Hall,
You’re fuckin’ it up for the...”
– Tenacious D, “City Hall” (I’m at work, so I can’t upload the song to you guys)
Correction:
That last post about me fucking around on the internet should actually read: “I’m still at work waiting for an archaic backup server to restore an image of a server.”
I really hope StumbleUpon understands that I'm...
I just read 10 pages of a website devoted to...
I am actually enraged at how stupid people can be. I think it actually ruined my day!
Taco Bell is coming to the UK this summer.
Listen, you guys: I thought you had them already, otherwise I would’ve said something sooner.
You might want to stay away from them.
Still not buying stuff.
However, I had to loan Dad money last night. Not sure if that counts.
So far, I have not bought:
Shoes
A Korg Synthesizer
New music
iPhone or iPad apps
DVDs
Remember that stitch I made based on Sween's...
beefranck:
This one? Yeah, so today I found out it’s going to be in a fancy art show. In New York, even. I KNOW, RIGHT???
FANCY! Do you hear that, assholes?
Bros Icing Bros is even gayer than when I thought...
It also reeks of an ad agency trying to be “viral” and “hip.”
I feel like Joey in that Friends episode where he...
fartwithheadphoneson:
Except I’m surrounded by sassy brunettes (most of them Latina)
I wish I could take a picture
Me too!
2 away from 1000 f f f f f ollowers..........oh my
(via dougstumblr)
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Meet The Guy Who's Trying to Purge Evangelical... →
via reddit
“I’m not a fan of Sasha Grey’s for many, many reasons (and I am pretty damn...”
– Ah Erin.
Ephemera - Sasha Grey is fucking gross.
(via indefensible)
(via ianbrooks)
