January 2011
FUCK Stummies!
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That semen post probably sounded bad.
I should clarify that I was ejaculating outside.
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Wow! It's so cold outside right now that my semen...
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December 2010
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Listenaimee-b-loved: Tiny Tim “Living In The...
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I want to eat the brain of Cake's bass player to...
and then replace him in the band.
Dec 31st
“Japan: Producing 78% of the world’s weird shit since 1952”
– Found in the comment section of a weird Japanese YouTube video.
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Listenfrageelay: hammerito: Queen // Don’t Stop Me...
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It's 60 degrees right now.
aimee-b-loved: Hurry this up so I can go out and play. Maybe wheeze my way through a bike ride. Or poop on the deck. Or drink a Margaret outside. Typical outdoorsy stuff. Right? We’re taking our pants off up in Omaha. Until it snows tomorrow :(
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Fuck. I just saw my typo in that.
Could all of you re-reblog the exact same thing please?
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I don't have any pictures of me as a kid, for a...
1. I am estranged from my mother. I lived with her after my parents divorced for 8 years. I moved out when I 14 and it was not well-received by her at all. All my stuff was left behind. 2. I’ve had social anxiety my whole life, so childhood pictures are only a reminder of discomfort and pain, so if I did have them I would’ve burned them anyway.
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Episode 127: Pissycast →
vegkat: sblaufuss: Episode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127 I was listening to this in bed and when Shane flipped out over “Tremors” I laughed so hard I woke up the hubby.  Emergency Pants - Waking Up Husbands Since 2008.
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Episode 127: Pissycast →
Episode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127
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“Dad: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know.”
– WHEN PARENTS TEXT: Yankee Candle   (via katefeetie) Can’t not reblog this.
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EVERYONE I KNOW IS SICK KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF...
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Helpful hint: It's "ridiculous," not "rediculous."
And also, it’s “Ludacris” only when you’re talking about the rapper, otherwise it’s “ludicrous.”
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