October 2010
Odd, I don't remember eating burning tires...
“These cars — that’s a school teacher who thinks taxes are too high…there’s a mom...”
– Jon Stewart in his closing address at today’s rally. There it is—simple as that. Fight your instinct to polarize. Learn a thing or two from those who you think are different from you. Don’t be an asshole. (via lonelysandwich)
This needs to be nailed to everyone’s front door.
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I just gave a thumbs-up to a band on Pandora based...
Throw Me The Statue
I want to start a support group for people whose...
I like rap because it's all about motherfuckers.
Why are the stupidest people also the loudest?
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Thanks, mydamnchannel!
Posting about the drunken attempts at a hookup of...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THAT'S NOT A TIME TRAVELER ON...
Jesus christ.
First, there would be no cell towers, rendering the phone useless except for playing MP3s or Angry Birds.
Second, even if they managed to send a whole cellphone network back in time, they probably also have better bluetooth headset technology than we do right now, meaning you wouldn’t even see the goddamned earpiece because the first lesson of time traveling is to not let the...
yhf:
sblaufuss:
“She didn’t explain at the time that she was a ‘born-again virgin.’”
—
I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell
Probably my favorite line.
(via nickdouglas)
Yes, but at least they didn’t masturbate.
The pictures of her in her ladybug costume make me feel weird in the pants.
Right? I’d totally toss one in her if she wasn’t such a bitch, or and if she...
“She didn’t explain at the time that she was a ‘born-again virgin.’”
– I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell
Probably my favorite line.
(via nickdouglas)
Yes, but at least they didn’t masturbate.
Plane forced to land in Utah due to an incendiary... →
Does this mean my government will stop sexually assaulting me every time I try to fly because it doesn’t fucking stop anything and get back to making cheese like they’re good at?
fuckyeahdementia:
The joys of motherhood
vegkat:
“Kids get outta here.”
Don’t need you looking at me
While I take a poop.
I recite this same thing.
To my cats.
How would the average American citizen react...
belafleck:
mings:
…if they pulled into a gas station and had to pay over seven bucks a gallon for gas?
That’s what we have to do every day.
ok,lets work this out, seven bucks,that’s about £3 in UK money….we pay £6 a gallon, plus £150 road tax…£300 insurance….£35 MOT……I rest my case….;P
We also use a lot more gas than the UK, which means we BUY a lot more than the UK. We get a volume...
We Are All In This Together: Here's an idea… →
mattdoucette:
Let’s stop using absolutes to describe the political opposition in this country, because every time we do they do it back.
How about we have an open and honest discourse about what we have in common and what we can do to make these things better and work our way towards the most divisive issues?
This is really sound advice. How about everyone check their emotions at the door so...
Episode 119: Tank Warfare →
It’s episode 119, which contains one of the best fart stories EVER this week!
You can buy Emergency Pants stuff here!
How can Howie Woo be our fan when we are fans of Howie Woo?
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America has all the ingredients for another type...
belafleck:
Blue versus Red
You got that right. Everyone is mixing politics and emotion, which is a recipe for disaster.
Can someone with video editing skills
atfrageelay:
please hit me up for advice on putting together a short project I’d like to do?
