May 2009
inthefade:
dextercolt:
use I said that I liked Vincent Van Gogh. Because liking something “mainstream” is so fucking banal. I also like to punch people in the face. Perhaps I should have shared that with him.
So do I, man.
And you know what?
I like Fallout Boy. I like Stephen King books. I buy clothes at Old Navy. I really enjoy Taco Bell and some chain restaurants. I couldn’t get through...
WatchThe new, amazing remote control!
My Top Five Week-endings (Week Ending 5-17-2009)
1. 17 May 2009
2. 10 February 2008
3. 31 July 1977
4. 15 June 1986
5. 10 April 2005
I was going to post about the day I created a new...
My Favorite Movie Quote Ever (today)
You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Spliters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don’t’s, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?
I Have Difficulty Accepting Compliments.
That’s all.
“The Package” - MC Chris Dungeon...
Crappy Mother's Day
I’ve been estranged from my mother for 16 years. All of your pictures and stories are making me sad :(
Awww I’m just kidding! I don’t miss that crazy, emotionally abusive bitch one bit! You all enjoy your days with moms and kids! :)
Want the phone number to the "Your car's warranty... →
What is this Tumblarity bullshit?
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO RANK ME?
Long Story Long, or: Of All The Days To Not Be...
Long story long: Here’s all the shit that happened since I left my iPhone home this morning and I saved it for you all:
The Omen:
I woke up at 5:30AM, which means I got into work at 7AM, which is pretty damned weak. That’s at least an hour I could’ve slept. I discovered I left my phone (and only unfiltered internet connection) at home.
The Connection Problem:
Three days...
FW: Gym Wipes NOTICE.
My buddy just forwarded this email his company sent out to everyone:
The cleaning wipes that are in our gym are intended for use in the cleaning of gym equipment only and are not intended to be used on your skin. This morning we had an employee use the gym wipes on their arms while cleaning the equipment and the employee experienced a serious adverse skin reaction.
