December 2009
New Year's Resolution: Do things that terrify me -...
aimee-b-loved:
I’m horrible at committing to do something. Horrible. I know some people find it frustrating, but I very seldom respond to invitations with a definite “yes” or “no”. I hate feeling like I’m obligated to do something or go somewhere. So I select “maybe” to cover my bases - just in case I don’t feel like doing something at that particular moment. I need to learn that the world does...
I captured a dictionary of common passwords that...
It was very, very large, and I can tell you with a great deal of certainty that most of your passwords are not as clever as you think they are. A large portion of the passwords in the list were NOT dictionary words, DID contain special characters, and some were even keyboard combinations.
Your best bet? No words at all. Use a passphrase (a whole sentence) if the operating system or application...
Why is it so hard to find quad-ruled, non-spiral,...
myrm:
Oh, graph paper. I love you so very much; why do you play hard to get?
Something like this?
(moleskine.com)*
* I hate what people have turned these into, often referring to “their Moleskine.” But they make quality stuff.
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formspring.me
Are you a god?
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say “YES.”
Ask me stuff.
let's get this creative party started!
inthefade:
I’m going to talk about the 52 weeks thing again.
I’m really overwhelmed by the amount of people who have joined up. I thought at most five or six people would commit to being non committal for 52 weeks. There are about 75 people on the list so far. That is awesome.
You had me at “noncommittal.”
Maybe.
Jeff Lindsay.
penbleth:
Just sayin’, you know, if you’d like to discover the real thing and not the adaptation.
I was wondering about these just the other day - thanks for the recommendation. I will be trying them.
I found out yesterday that two spaces after a...
Ladies, any advice on adjusting periods?
One bad thing about family coming over is hearing...
yayaa:
So let me get this straight…
My aunt is suing my granny (her own mother) over her NYC apartment. Really?! No, wait…REALLY?!
2009 you continue to be an asshole to the very fucking end.
I hate family matters, I don’t like to get involved. Because you seriously get sucked into the vortex of insults and who’s going to be at what family function and who’s not talking to whom, etc But this...
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formspring.me
how come they call him Donkey Kong, considering he is not a donkey?
I read somewhere that it was supposed to by Monkey Kong, but turned out to be an engrish spelling error by the Japanese marketers.
Other than church or a bar, where’s a good place to meet a nice single guy?
I would say neither church nor bar. The best place to meet a single guy is...
I want a man who will let me name his junk "James...
aimee-b-loved:
Also, a man who doesn’t mind me calling his penis “junk”.
A lot of guys call their junk “junk” but be careful what you wish for: This is asking for a LOT of “junk in your trunk” jokes.
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I Will Equip The Riot Shield, And I Will Own You
I’ve had Modern Warfare 2 for three days already. I love it, even the aggrivating multiplayer aspect of it. I don’t know how Modern Warfare 1 was, but in MW2 they give you the option of having a special class equipped with a riot shield. Due to the dynamics of online play in first person shooters, nobody ever uses it.
First, you have to understand what it’s like playing in...
XBox Live Anyone?
cloudya:
pvaras:
chiclet:
jephkelley:
Up until now I’ve not felt the need to get Xbox Live, but with Netflix streaming and multiplayer prospects with my brother and friends, mommy and daddy got me a year of it for Christmas.
So if you’d like to strike up some Modern Warfare 2or other games, or just be friends in yet another online community, my gamertag (did I say that right?) is...
Anybody Know A Thing or Two About CSS?
I love my Tumblr theme, but on long posts with multiple paragraphs it doesn’t separate them with a new line like the Dashboard does.
I’ve modified the stylesheet to indent paragraphs after the first paragraph, but as it turns out I don’t like that. Especially because it indents reblogged stuff.
How can I make it properly format the “p” tags?
I’ll take this a step further:
nickdouglas:
I wish TVTropes life had a personal setting to turn off all the examples from anime and fanfic.
Checkbox: “Weeaboo off.”
Any time anime is your go-to example for anything, I think you should re-examine your life.
Except for tentacle rape. They pretty much have the market cornered on that.
I am completely unable to value myself.
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Best Christmas present ever?
This is a tie between a radio controlled hovercraft, the GI Joe F-14 Tomcat (with wings that actually folded back) and a Sega Dreamcast.
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
He doesn’t, because he doesn’t poop. Nice try, though!
Ask me anything
Sometimes, when nobody’s around, I’ll pretend to type at my keyboard, stop and say, “enhance,” and start typing again. This goes on for 3 or 4 iterations.
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So as i have on yall podacst that yall do not like WOW World of warcraft
please explain what happened that upset you all so much…not that im taking sides with the game just wondering
I don’t think we ever mentioned WHICH MMORPG by name that we don’t like, but the skinny is that the publisher of the game in question directed one of our friends to take down a...
Let Me Tell You A Thing Or Two About Tripoley
My family wasn’t very close-knit so a lot of this stuff is new to me, but folks from small towns LOVE their card games. As it turns out, anytime you get a gathering of people together for a holiday, graduation, or funeral, you’re supposed to play cards. I guess it’s a way of making people hang out with their loved ones without making it hurt so much. But anyway, they have a lot...
Let Me Tell You A Thing Or Two About Sinuses
Sinuses: doctors don’t know what they do, yet they refuse to fill mine up with medical-grade silicone. I have to inhale steriods every day so that they don’t get infected. Infections often feel like a nest of bees, which are coated in napalm and angry about it, take up residence behind my eyes. This happens 2 to 4 times a year, ever since I can remember.
Also, during a sinus...
4chan Founder “moot” to Speak at TED – GigaOM →
(via nickdouglas)
Speak, or shout random non-sequiturs and throw child- and tentacle-porn at the audience?
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formspring.me
Favorite sexual position?
Me getting blown, lying down or 69, and doggie.
whats your biggest fear?
Heights. It feels like my guts are getting pulled out if I can see the ground from higher than 6 feet in the air.
Tell Santa, have you been a good boy? And what do you want for Christmas?
I have been a very good boy. I want all my...
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Words With Fiends
My username is sblaufuss.
Really?
I step away from Twitter to go pee, and when I come back you’re all knee-deep in a new meme?
But I shoulda been gyahhh-wooon!!
(via sloganeerist)
I thought we said no more Journey psyche-outs!
Twitter Hijacked by Master Blaster
Text from the hijacked page:
Iranian Cyber Army
THIS SITE HAS BEEN HACKED BY IRANIAN CYBER ARMY
iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY@GMAIL.COM
U.S.A. Think They Controlling And Managing Internet By Their Access, But THey Don’t, We Control And Manage Internet By Our Power, So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To….
NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN? USA?
WE PUSH THEM IN EMBARGO LIST ;)
...
Fail Whale Saves Area Man
Twitter’s brokenness saved me from broadcasting a devilishly clever tweet from Brizzly with a glaring typo in it.
I am unsure of how to feel about this. Angry? Relieved? Rangrieved?
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formspring.me
You were married? Really? Care to dish? Your superfans would love to hear about this anomaly.
Yes, I was. Briefly. 8 months, to be exact.
I met her when I was 19, and she was 16. We were together for 8 years, and we got married that last year only to have it fall apart - HARD.
It never should have been. It was hard to stay with her after the first year, and it kept getting...
WatchThis is probably the happiest dog in the history of dogs.
Hey guys! I forgot to tell you that sometimes when I heart your stuff, it means “I agree, that’s fucked up” and not that I like when bad things happen to you.
For SOME of you, that second one is the case ;)