February 2012
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Oh shit, Liz... This is a great idea!
elizabethplaid replied to your post: Insufferable Cunt
the title of this post has inspired me to want a pink snuggie that has a hood and would zip up to be a cocoon - called a “snuggle cunt”
It would be down filled, with satin lining. And fur around the edges of the hood.
BRB, emailing chinese manufacturers.
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A little levity
Joeschmitt’s funny post here reminded me of a little something I read awhile back about a man named Vaughn Meader.
Meader found his fame and fortune imitating President Kennedy. Meader’s Maine accent allowed him to almost effortlessly mimic the former president, and before long he was selling out shows and putting out comedy albums featuring him in humorous scenarios as President...
Insufferable Cunt
I bought a Mac mini this afternoon to hook up to my TV. Now, very time someone asks me how to do anything, I snap “get a Mac!” I can’t even help it; something in you changes.
Whitney Fucking Houston died?!
“Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”
– Ricky Gervais (via sirmitchell)
Tattooing this on various body parts, some of which will be my own.
(via pocketcontents)
This is so perfect.
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nopantson replied to your post: Work
Are you THE MAN?
Am I THE MAN that keeps Shaft down and marijuana illegal? No. Am I THE MAN that knows how to design and fix shit and is awesome to be around? Yes.
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Work
My job title is technically “Sr. Information Technologist” however I work mainly as a systems administrator on IBM P-Series hardware for a government agency. My disciplines are information security and systems engineering, and thus I often consult on a vast spread of IT matters from disaster recovery to security planning and incident response. I’ve been in IT for 16 years, and...
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beefranck replied to your post: “You’re having trouble in the bedroom?”
Oooooooooh. So you don’t REALLY want to be a sex therapist. I get it!
No, I do. I just thought of something funny.
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beefranck replied to your post: Truthful Tfriday (It’s my blog, I’ll do what I want)
I think you’ve posted this before. You should do it. Figure out what you have to do to become one and do it.
Eh, I’m more of an idea man…
"You're having trouble in the bedroom?"
“Alright. MOVE.”
Truthful Tfriday (It's my blog, I'll do what I...
I want to be a sex therapist. I think I would be awesome at it.
You know what I miss?
Clearly Canadian.
Peach flavored.
From the 90s, not the later stuff.
This is your body on junk food →
Wishing my friends good sex is the next best thing...
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And then I died of embarrassment.
beefranck:
Dr. B: I don’t know if I’ve ever met a (f)artist before. Me: *stops in tracks* How did you know… You saw my stitching. Dr. B: There was a link on the podcast website. Me: Oh. Right. You listened? Dr. B: Yes.
My therapist thinks I’m a lumberjack for this very reason.
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You should try it sometime.
It’s really quite exhilarating.
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wordishness replied to your photo: I shaved today!
Shaved what? YOUR BALLS? aahh ha ha ha ha
Uh, yeah. Why wouldn’t I?
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"I don't know why they smashed me like that."
mbimotmog:
Alright, leaving aside my criticism of his art, this kid is speaking hilarious truth to power.
Let’s get a Kickstarter together to print and sell those lil’ abominations. All proceeds go to the smashed youth.
I genuinely feel bad for the kid. This seems like a good idea.
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