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For some people who follow me, or some people who don’t follow me but their followers do. I think you all know who you are, and so do those followers.
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#66 Chicken Time BOMB!! Shows you all how to spend an OTO in this epic Jam Line dance. PART 1
DID SHE JUST DO A SIDEWAYS MOONWALK?!
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Back in the day, we didn’t have videos. We had EXE files in DOS that would play slideshow style animations of sexual matters. The sound was not an audio track, it was a sample of “unggh” played over and over.
(Being DOS mode, I couldn’t screencap this in Windows, thus photos.)
We really had to work for our porn in those days.
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported
It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy’s Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.
Dumbasses
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Begun, the grain war has.
Whoa! That’s my bread on the left, with another company’s name! They’re called Orowheat here.
Don’t tread on me………..
My youngest (recently turned 18 y/o) child committed a serious faux pas a couple weekends ago. Since this occurred, she has not been permitted to see her boyfriend.
The sentence passed, was clearing the sorely neglected lawn (front AND back) of all its dandelions.
It’s been a battle.
The white bags are full of weeds. It’s probably another 5 bags laying on the ground.
This is only the back yard.
However….she plans to be done by Friday. Leaving her only being without her man for 2 weeks.
My GAWD…..the way they’ve been acting, you’d think it’s been two MONTHS.
You’re the meanest mom ever! My life is OVERRRRRRRRRRRR! *door slam* *dramatic crying*
Dick is a hell of a drug.