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You know that guy in Super Troopers who yells, “Move that gigantic cotton candy!”?
Well, he’s a porn star.
I was looking through the 87 different HBO channels, looking for this week’s Bill Maher since my DVR didn’t catch it, and I stumbled straight from “Down Periscope” to the ridiculous soft core hell that is Cinemax. Apparently they’re having a free weekend or something. Once I’m there I cannot look away. To say it was arousing would be… a total joke. It was like watching farm animals do it. You are kind of horrified, but you have to watch. At least I had to. I don’t know how anyone finds this sexy.
So anyway, there’s this woman with terrible fake boobies (different sizes, one’s higher than the other, and they don’t bounce! At all! BOOBIES ARE SUPPOSED TO MOVE!) and she’s writhing around, faking it ‘til she makes it, and the guy who’s penis is obviously a mile away from her baby box is the cotton candy-Super Troopers guy.
So there you go.
Cinemax after 10pm should be called Bad Plastic Surgery Theatre.
Millions of men have promised… One delivered.
Reblogging. For no reason.
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I can’t stop laughing at this. I believe I may need medicine.
(via theneilshow2)
The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) claims that SOPA and PIPA are aimed at stopping online piracy. But as this infographic demonstrates, it’s really about fighting innovation.
(Embiggen at Infographic: Why the movie industry is so wrong about SOPA)
An interesting history of the Movie industry’s attempts to block technology, and the money they make from the technology they tried to block.
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That seems pretty awesome, I wonder how it would translate to a bigger scale. Would it be as quick and silent.
That’s what I was wondering, too. I hope it scales easily :D
Holy shit, you guys.
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Men’s bathhouse…
Well, this all seems to be in or — WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE CENTER?!
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