You know that guy in Super Troopers who yells, “Move that gigantic cotton candy!”?

vegkat:

Well, he’s a porn star.

I was looking through the 87 different HBO channels, looking for this week’s Bill Maher since my DVR didn’t catch it, and I stumbled straight from “Down Periscope” to the ridiculous soft core hell that is Cinemax. Apparently they’re having a free weekend or something. Once I’m there I cannot look away. To say it was arousing would be… a total joke. It was like watching farm animals do it. You are kind of horrified, but you have to watch. At least I had to. I don’t know how anyone finds this sexy.

So anyway, there’s this woman with terrible fake boobies (different sizes, one’s higher than the other, and they don’t bounce! At all! BOOBIES ARE SUPPOSED TO MOVE!) and she’s writhing around, faking it ‘til she makes it, and the guy who’s penis is obviously a mile away from her baby box is the cotton candy-Super Troopers guy.

So there you go.

Cinemax after 10pm should be called Bad Plastic Surgery Theatre.

30 January 2012 ·

halayuhrose:

gastrogirl:

peanut butter cheese ball with graham cracker sticks.

Yuuummmm


I’ll be in my bunk.

halayuhrose:

gastrogirl:

peanut butter cheese ball with graham cracker sticks.

Yuuummmm

I’ll be in my bunk.

(via katedanley)

30 January 2012 ·

I’m posting this at work.Assholes.

I’m posting this at work.

Assholes.

(Source: iraffiruse)

29 January 2012 ·

(Source: iraffiruse)

29 January 2012 ·

jaggedfragments:

Millions of men have promised… One delivered.

Reblogging. For no reason.

jaggedfragments:

Millions of men have promised… One delivered.

Reblogging. For no reason.

28 January 2012 ·

20

nesbittslimesoda:

how-to-kiss-distinctly-american replied to your photo: I am good at Internet. 

I can fly higher than an eagle, you are the wind beneath my wings. 

I can’t stop laughing at this. I believe I may need medicine.

(via theneilshow2)

28 January 2012 ·

8

“Gah! Eat a dick, jungle!”

28 January 2012 ·

I’m on my goddamned phone, you idiots!

I’m on my goddamned phone, you idiots!

28 January 2012 ·

wilwheaton:

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) claims that SOPA and PIPA are aimed at stopping online piracy. But as this infographic demonstrates, it’s really about fighting innovation.
(Embiggen at Infographic: Why the movie industry is so wrong about SOPA)

An interesting history of the Movie industry’s attempts to block technology, and the money they make from the technology they tried to block.

wilwheaton:

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) claims that SOPA and PIPA are aimed at stopping online piracy. But as this infographic demonstrates, it’s really about fighting innovation.

(Embiggen at Infographic: Why the movie industry is so wrong about SOPA)

An interesting history of the Movie industry’s attempts to block technology, and the money they make from the technology they tried to block.

27 January 2012 ·

jeniscagnetti:

jessabelle2o7:

Sage advice from Mr. Waters

(via imgTumble)
My bookshelf is right in front of my door.

jeniscagnetti:

jessabelle2o7:

Sage advice from Mr. Waters

(via imgTumble)

My bookshelf is right in front of my door.

27 January 2012 ·

1

neart13 replied to your post: Holy shit, you guys.

That seems pretty awesome, I wonder how it would translate to a bigger scale. Would it be as quick and silent.

That’s what I was wondering, too. I hope it scales easily :D

27 January 2012 ·

Holy shit, you guys.

How D-Dalus Flies Like Nothing Else - http://pulse.me/s/5oRM7

27 January 2012 ·

retrogasm:

Men’s bathhouse…

Well, this all seems to be in or — WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE CENTER?!

retrogasm:

Men’s bathhouse…

Well, this all seems to be in or — WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE CENTER?!

27 January 2012 ·

beefranck:

O Hai:
sblaufuss
luckyshirt
lizeelou
shaebay
inmi
derpycats
thisisrorydean
tj
thejohnblog

7%! Nobody’s ever got 7% before!

beefranck:

O Hai:

7%! Nobody’s ever got 7% before!

27 January 2012 ·

afternoonsnoozebutton:

It was nice while it lasted

SO fucking true.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

It was nice while it lasted

SO fucking true.

(Source: twitter.com, via katedanley)

27 January 2012 ·

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